If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 14:30
If I were a planet I would be: Earth
If I were a animal I would be: Lion
If I were a direction I would be: Right
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: One of those psychologist type of couches
If I were a historical figure I would be: Shigeru Miyamoto
If I were a liquid I would be: Liquid platinum
If I were a tree I would be: uh...uh big old one.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Sunflower
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Sunny
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Drums
If I were an emotion I would be: Happiness
If I were a color I would be: Red
If I were a vegetable I would be: Jalapeno
If I were a sound I would be: Laughter
If I were an element I would be: Carbon
If I were a car I would be: a Mini Cooper S JCW GP
If I were a song I would be: Broken Promises
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If I were a book I would be written by: Dunno...
If I were a food I would be: Cottage pie
If I were a place I would be: A carpark
If I were a material I would be: Carbon Fibre
If I were a taste I would be: Sweet
If I were a scent I would be: That scent you get after rainfall
If I were a word I would be: "Logically"
If I were an object I would be: A rollcage
If I were a body part I would be: Lips
If I were a facial expression I would be: A smile
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Freakazoid
If I were a shape I would be a: Circle
If I were a number I would be: 6